Oh look… the green room are drunk
Surely you’d have to be?!
I vote to remain!
Oh, wrong European contest…
And now the long wait
He’s called Miki right?
Not as long as it used to be. Remember when every country slowly listed every score they gave that was more than zero?
That Swedish man singing for Estonia gets my vote… Can’t remember anything about the song, though
Estonia and The Amazing Disappearing Guitar
Who’s in with a chance then?
For us maybe maybe Estonia, or the Czech Republic, or one of the other less dreary ones.
I don’t think that matters
It was an incredible trick.
Surely it’s Norway, Spain or possibly Australia
Gosh! I want his legs…
…and just when you thought it couldn’t get any more camp…
PLEASE PLEASE NO
The only good thing about Australia was the staging, surely?
And apparently there’s a correlation between how one voted in the Referendum and whether you think UK should still compete in the Euro Song Contest or not…
Well yes, that’s got to be worth a vote, surely. It’s not all about music you know!
Have we tuned into Eurotrash by mistake?!!